{"product_id":"tb-957336941581-27","title":"ERD Crashed Cop Cars Pullover Hoodie — Black","description":"\u003cp\u003eThree police cruisers, stacked and crushed. That’s the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhite line-drawn illustration on flat black — three cop cars piled on top of each other at different angles, compressed and overlapping like a traffic accident or a deliberate act of disorder. The image has the feel of a sticker or a screen-printed patch: graphic, fast, immediately readable. ERD above it in chunky misaligned block letters, the same three letters that appear as a small logo on the left chest of the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front is minimal: just the ERD mark, three letters slightly off-kilter — E, R, D stacked at an angle rather than aligned. Small, chest-height, white on black. The statement is all on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePolice cars are symbols of order, authority, enforcement. Three of them crushed together is not accidental as a subject. ERD made it into a graphic that looks like a sticker a teenager would put on a skateboard, which makes it land differently than if it were treated seriously. The lightness of the illustration style and the weight of the subject sit next to each other without resolving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFlat black heavyweight fleece. Pullover. Dropped shoulder. Oversized. ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlat black heavyweight fleece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eERD — small misaligned block letters, left chest, white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThree stacked crashed police cruisers — full back illustration, white line drawing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eERD — block letters, upper back above illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePullover style (no zip)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKangaroo pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDropped shoulder, oversized fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed cuffs and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in sizes S, M, L, XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrder, disrupted. ERD.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth align=\"right\"\u003eSleeve Length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth align=\"right\"\u003eShoulder\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth align=\"right\"\u003eChest\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth align=\"right\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e24.8\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e24.8\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e27.2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e26.0\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e25.2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e25.6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e28.0\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e26.4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e25.6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e26.0\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e28.7\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e27.2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e27.2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e27.2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e29.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e27.6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Taobao","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black car","offer_id":49551728115971,"sku":"5941908776260","price":85.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black car","offer_id":49551728148739,"sku":"5941908776266","price":85.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black car","offer_id":49551728181507,"sku":"5941908776272","price":85.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black car","offer_id":49551728214275,"sku":"5941908776278","price":85.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0821\/7431\/2707\/files\/O1CN01HV74771UcuhonhaHk__2974202539.webp?v=1788316236","url":"https:\/\/corebalancestore.store\/products\/tb-957336941581-27","provider":"Core Balance","version":"1.0","type":"link"}