{"product_id":"tb-957336941581-23","title":"ERD “Dressing Up Time” Bleached Pullover Hoodie — Bleached Black","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis one looks like it came out of a zine that was photocopied until the image started to break down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe base is black heavyweight fleece, bleached at the seams, cuffs, and hem in washes of blue-white — not a symmetrical pattern, not a tie-dye, but the kind of uneven chemical staining that happens when fabric is soaked and wrung and left. The color sits somewhere between ink and rust. The garment already looks like an artifact before you read anything on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the front: \u003cstrong\u003eerd\u003c\/strong\u003e in lowercase bold at the upper left, with \u003cem\u003edressing up time\u003c\/em\u003e below it in small type. Centered below, a high-contrast black-and-white photograph of a woman, tilted slightly, printed at the scale of a magazine clipping. Beside and beneath the image, a fragment of text — \u003cem\u003eattractive woman \/ makes a happy return to\u003c\/em\u003e — pulled from somewhere, cut off before the sentence ends. The syntax is deliberately incomplete. The meaning depends on what you assume came before and after.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back splits the brand name across two lines — \u003cem\u003eenfants riches\u003c\/em\u003e above, \u003cem\u003edéprimés\u003c\/em\u003e below — with four overlapping image blocks between them: the same high-contrast treatment, figures in motion, stacked and rotated like torn photographs pinned to a board in the wrong order. The images don’t tell a story. They suggest one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBleached black heavyweight fleece — blue-white chemical wash at seams, cuffs, and hem. Pullover. Dropped shoulder. Oversized. ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack heavyweight fleece — blue-white bleach wash at seams, cuffs, and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eerd — lowercase bold, upper left front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edressing up time — small type, below logo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-contrast woman photograph — tilted, center front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eText fragment — “attractive woman \/ makes a happy return to” — cut sentence, beside image\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eenfants riches \/ déprimés — split across back, top and bottom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFour overlapping image blocks — figures, rotated, high contrast, back center\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePullover style (no zip)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKangaroo pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDropped shoulder, oversized fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed cuffs and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in sizes S, M, L, XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sentence doesn’t end. 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