{"product_id":"tb-796397380897-77","title":"ERD “Kick the Tragedy” Poet T-Shirt — Black","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe name. The figure. The instruction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack heavyweight cotton. The front carries three things, arranged loosely across the surface as though placed rather than designed: the brand name broken into three lines at the top, a hand-drawn figure on the right, and a two-part phrase at the bottom. None of them crowd each other. Each one reads on its own terms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe name first, in wide-tracked sans-serif capital letters, one word per line:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eENFANTS\u003cbr\u003eRICHES\u003cbr\u003eDEPRIMES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted without accent marks — \u003cem\u003eDEPRIMES\u003c\/em\u003e instead of \u003cem\u003eDÉPRIMÉS\u003c\/em\u003e — which strips the French orthography back to its phonetic skeleton and makes the word read harder, flatter, more like a verdict than a name. Three lines force three pauses. You read each word separately before you read them together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe figure: a small, thin human form, hand-drawn in white line on black. Pointed hat or tangled hair obscuring the face. Long coat. A thin rod or cane held loosely at the side. Head down, body turned, the posture of someone walking away from something — or into something — without looking up. This is the poet ERD returns to across multiple pieces: marginal, solitary, aesthetically ruined, still moving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt the bottom, split across two positions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKICK THE     TRAGEDY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot \u003cem\u003eavoid\u003c\/em\u003e the tragedy. Not \u003cem\u003esurvive\u003c\/em\u003e the tragedy. Kick it. The verb is physical, blunt, slightly absurd — the kind of instruction that only makes sense as a posture rather than a plan. The poet figure above it is not kicking anything. He is walking through it. The text says one thing; the image does another. ERD puts them on the same shirt and does not resolve the difference.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack heavyweight cotton. Oversized. Dropped shoulder. Short sleeve. 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