{"product_id":"tb-796397380897-74","title":"ERD “EnFAnTs” Noodle Girls T-Shirt — White","description":"\u003cp\u003eDepressed rich kids. Eating instant noodles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhite heavyweight cotton. The front carries one word at the top and two figures below it, and the combination is the most deadpan thing ERD has made.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe word:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEnFAnTs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMixed case — some letters capitalized, some not, no consistent logic, as though the word was assembled from letters cut from different sources. Only the first word of the brand name. No \u003cem\u003eRiches\u003c\/em\u003e. No \u003cem\u003eDéprimés\u003c\/em\u003e. Just: children.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBelow it, two girls eating instant noodles. Hand-drawn line illustration, black ink on white. The one on the left is drawn more heavily — dark hair, solid lines, fully present. The one on the right is drawn in lighter, sparser strokes, almost a suggestion of a figure, as though she is slightly less committed to existing. Both are holding chopsticks. Both have cup noodles in front of them. Both are doing the most ordinary thing possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the ERD image that does not announce itself. No archive photograph, no philosophical citation, no mortality symbol. Two girls with noodles. The brand name overhead, fragmented and slightly wrong. The joke — if it is a joke — is that the brand called Depressed Rich Kids is watching these girls eat cheap food and calling them children, and the girls are doing it without looking up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe lighter girl is almost disappearing into the white of the shirt. The darker one is staying. They are both eating. ERD does not comment on this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhite heavyweight cotton. Oversized. Dropped shoulder. Short sleeve. ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite heavyweight cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnFAnTs — mixed-case single word, upper front, assembled-letter typography\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo girls eating instant noodles — hand-drawn line illustration, center front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLeft figure: solid dark lines, fully rendered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRight figure: light sparse strokes, near-transparent\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCup noodles with visible cup details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOversized fit, dropped shoulder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in sizes S, M, L, XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRich kids. Instant noodles. ERD doesn’t comment. 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